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Then I invited in the neighbourhood kittens so I could get a little pussy! (get it?) Then all hell broke loose. Felix and Heyzeus started fighting over a budgie that was I was raping and I got claw and cat teeth marks on my cock. MY COCK! It hurts. Alot. Do I get my 8 cents now?  |
ne time when I was really really lonely I took up bird fucking. No, really. I began to fuck birds as a hobby. It became an obsession after only one screw. You wouldn't believe the amount of pain a parakeet can withstand one aroused. And those beaks...OH THOSE "BEAKS"! I mean, c'mon...haven't you ever thought of rubbing a bird beak across your anus? DAyMN FOOL! Peck peck peck...oh tweetie don't stop!